Janson's Journal

[Action 1: Streets of Mayfield]

[Wes is examining the giant everything attacking the town and coming to a fairly obvious conclusion]

Okay, those are big. So the question here is... what would Ewoks do?

[Action 2: Outside the Hardware Store]

[Wes is coming out of the store with coils upon coils of rope]

Go after them with harpoons and tow cables. Just like AT-ATs.

[Action 3: Park]

[And of course, Ewok tactics require trees. Wes can be found tying rope to the trees to make giant monster trip wires.]

[Action, 727 Anderson Lane]

[Wes is no stranger to waking up in places he doesn't remember falling asleep in. He's not used to doing so without a hangover though.]

Kriff, what was I up to last night?

[He eventually makes his way out of the bedroom and is greeted by a drone child shouting 'Daddy!']

Whoah, whoah, I'm sure I would remember that. Did General Antilles put you up to this?

[Action, the streets of Mayfield]

Hey, do you know where the nearest spaceport is? Or a holocomm? I'm not on leave, I need to get this sorted out.

[Action, Menswear]

[Having been informed that he is apparently here for a while, Wes is going through clothing trying to find something that suits his style. It's going about as well as it does for anyone.]

Bland, bland, dull, bland...