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[Phone]

Don't forget, my traditional Fourth of July barbecue is today! Hope to see you all out, I've bought all sorts of food!

[Action: 727 Anderson]

[Wes is taking breaks from grilling to greet his guests with a wide grin]

Happy Independence Day!

Wait... independence... something about independence...

[Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-04 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com
What... about it?

[Wes' BBQ guest looks similarly confused. And he's also huge, almost 9 feet tall and armored like an overly blinged out stormtrooper.]

Re: [Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-05 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
It's... there's something... it's...

[Back to an unconfused]

Pretty fantastic, of course!

Re: [Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-05 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com
Of course, of course. Pass me a dog, will you?

[ Garviel pauses, looking at his armored hand. ]

Why am I....

Re: [Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-05 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
[Wes hands over a hotdog all settled in a bun]

Condiments are right over--

That's a strange thing to call a sausage.

Re: [Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-06 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com
Isn't it just a.....

[ Garviel shakes his head ]

So, looking forward to the fireworks tonight?

Re: [Action] 50% droned with Garvi

Date: 2011-07-06 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
Of course! Fireworks are my favourite part of Endor Day.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-07-07 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com
Endor day? Is that some kind of strange communist holiday?

(no subject)

Date: 2011-07-07 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
Endor Day? No, Independence Day, of course! Celebration of good old American freedom. No evil empires...

(no subject)

Date: 2011-07-09 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunawolves10th.livejournal.com
Not all empires are evil..... EXCEPT THE SOVIET UNION.

(no subject)

Date: 2011-07-09 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
The one I fought against was... damn Nazis.

Re: [Phone]

Date: 2011-07-04 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
Of course! Wouldn't be a party without you and your family!

[Phone]

Date: 2011-07-05 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com
Yes --

...no. No, there's something wrong. I've never been to a barbecue. I remember it, but it didn't happen. I've only lived here for two months!

Re: [Phone]

Date: 2011-07-05 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
And of course my little princess is just so excited to see--

I don't have a daughter at all, do I?

[Phone]

Date: 2011-07-05 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com
Depends. Did you have one before you came here?

You see...I've got two sets of memories. One of them says I've lived here for a paltry forty years as a human. The other says I'm a god who was brought here after hundreds of years in a cave.

Funny thing is, that second set of memories? Accounts for the first one.

....besides, my wife has green skin. That's not normal.

Re: [Phone]

Date: 2011-07-05 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
Well green skin depends on what planet you're on...

Planets. I'm talking about planets. That doesn't make sense, I only ever left this town to fight in the war like a good patriot!

[Phone]

Date: 2011-07-06 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] putmeinstitches.livejournal.com
No. None of us were born here. I'm sure of it. I--I remember...I was a god. I am a god. What is this place doing to me?

Re: [Phone]

Date: 2011-07-06 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kettchmeifucan.livejournal.com
None of this made sense. I know I fought in a war... what war was it? I'm almost sure it was the Nazis, but there's something about an Empire.

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